C-O-L-D!

Last week was C-O-L-D-! Minus 21 plus wind-chill. How cold was it?
It was so cold…

… you walk in the parking lot your eyebrows and nose hair freezes.
… you wash the car, the doors freezes up. Apparently you must knock the doors a bit
…you spray the windscreen; it freezes, even though it contains anti- freeze.
…the garage door remote won’t work.
…all the block plugs are taken up by the time Mr. T. gets to work.
…you drive to the shop next door.
…we put hand and feet warmer gels in our boots when we ski.
…there are fewer people on the slopes, makes for better skiing.
…a water bottle left in your car freezes.
…you have to turn your outside water off, otherwise the pipes can burst.

Tokeloshe